Hello! Do you want a FREE record? Can you afford £3 postage and packaging? Read on…
What you’re looking at is a 12″ vinyl pressing of ‘SLUTLOCKERZ: Live at the Seid’, a lesser-known 2008 hiphop classic featuring the production skills of Prince Doughnut, and the vocal skills of, well, me.
The record features an A side of six original songs and a B side of the instrumentals, accompanied by a short segment of vocal samples. Click here for an album sampler via Soundcloud.
(Don’t ask where the title came from – the crazy brain of my good friend and producer, Prince Doughnut, that’s where)
To celebrate the 5 year anniversary of this classic release (and the imminent clearing out of my spare room), I’m giving away 50 free copies to the first 50 takers. All you have to do is send £3 for postage and packaging (UK shipping) to email@example.com, via PayPal. If you don’t have a record player, don’t worry. Someone cool you know will.
BUT WAIT – there’s more!
If, and I do mean IF, you want to pay more than postage and packaging for the record, I will give all proceeds to UNICEF in support of the Philippines Typhoon Haiyan campaign. It’s a worthy cause.
HOLD UP – there’s even more!
Any donations in excess of postage and packaging will be rewarded with a fully printed and packaged CD of my even lesser known 2006 underground smash, ‘Guys and Dolls and Projectbrownman’, a hiphop remix of Guys and Dolls. How generous am I??
Right then. So, if you’re interested in getting a free record and possibly helping a good cause, email me direct at firstname.lastname@example.org with your name and address, send £3 for postage and packaging, and I’ll send you a copy of SLUTLOCKERZ on vinyl, direct.
All payments should be made via PayPal, direct to email@example.com.
-Un:seen Flirt:a:tions aka Projectbrownman, (in the old days)